Homer's Dog

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totalariana:

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

yellowjuice:

carbink:

brainstatic:

I feel like a Christian arts and crafts store engaging with ISIS in a Mesopotamian tablet smuggling ring should be more than a one-day story. 

Hobby Lobby’s Hammurabi robbing hobby

I can’t believe you’ve done this

raygunbradbury:

dracomalfoyofficial:

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

seriousjones:

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

rospeaks:

bugeyed-gigabyte:

roseonabeach:

lacrimosa-phantom:

drackiszunk:

a-high-functioning-time-lord:

seriously, why does no one talk about this movie? 

it’s 

a

pure 

gold 

cinematic 

master 

piece 

One of the greatest movies ever.

This is one of my all time favorites.

“Mr. Body’s body! It’s gone!”

This movie was so fucking confusing

I remember it had three endings and on the dvd there was a surprise me option, so great

this is one of my favorite movies of all fucking time

(Source: hxghgarden)

bepeu:

i want to hollow out a fresh baguette and lay in it for a week